Smash Colcol.  Ugg paint cave of story.

Him Cannibal bring secret weapon for hunting.  Tribe gather, scratch heads not just for nits.  Point and say “what zipp?  what?”.  Cannibal him smug, he shrug.  “This wheel” him say, point at wheel, “this wheel, wheel of fortune!”.  Cannibal wants win, knows no Ironhoult stop him.  Other Aye men worried, them whisper “it true, once he ate man in boat”.  Them scared of Cannibal.

Colcol not so sure.  Colcol cagey, him smart.  Colcol think Cannibal still must pedal, no matter what Zipp god can do.  No Zipp god beat Colcol, just man.  Aye men start hunt.  Cannibal, him make Zipp god say “Vorp, Vorp, Vorp” many time in hunt.  Many time Aye men hear “Vorp” and feel pain.  It hurt the vorp noise.  Colcol hurt too but not fooled, know Cannibal must pedal hard to make vorp, to bring hurt.  Swanman catch on.  Cragman in Aye hunt do too much, get hurt by vorp.  Cannibal try vorp more.  Cannibal vorp vorp vorp to finish, beat Colcol, but not by much.  Swanman soon after.  Hard race with vorp vorp.

DeneDene not catch SamSam in Bee men.  Bee men race hard, drop MotherJones, drop BoyBourke, but not ColdBilly.  ColdBilly carry many hurts from last hunt but him strong.  Him not catch DeneDene but him strong.

Sea race too many kids, HaydenFreeman too strong for old men, Freya nearly catch him.  Kids race good, learn many lessons, too many lessons them too good, need clip over ear.  Tired now.  Ugg sleep.